was supposed to launch 2-4 hours ago. Any update?

My thinking:
Zarkwizard: "Hey guys, spart just posted on the forum....we totally forgot to implement the wake trails"
Leedot: "Oh crap! ok heres the plan. Ignore everything on the forums, get it implemented, and then launch 24 hours later and say we meant to say september 4th. They will totally go for that. It be much better if it looks like we accidentally hit "3" instead of "4" rather than accidentally forgot to implement wake trails after 3 months of not giving a release"
Zarkwizard: "True that...but spartanius just posted again saying you would say that..."